... instead of HD DVD!
15. I don't think my disc player should take longer to boot up than my microwave takes to make popcorn.
14. Sony, Disney/Buena Vista, and Fox/MGM vs. Universal, and... and... The Weinstein Compay? Really? Okay, then there's Sony, Panasonic, Pioneer, Samsung, Sharp, and Phillips vs. Toshiba... and... and... some other player that's a relabelled Toshiba? Wow. Just Wow.
13. The movie boxes better match my eye color.
12. I'd like to keep Windows viruses out of my home theater.
11. I don't think so highly of my own personnal purchasing power that I believe I can convince movie studios to change their HD disc plans to agree with my Anti-Sony evangelism.
10. No seriously. I don't hate Sony. Am I supposed to? Why are you calling me a shill? Phase Hydra? What?
9. If I want porn on an HD disc, I can download it like everyone else does, then burn it 25 or 50 GB at a time in a readily available BD-R/RE burner.
8. Even if you can code a "Dragon's Lair" or "Chicken Little" game in iHD, I'd like to see you do the same for "Resistance: FOM" or "Motorstorm".
7. Despite what the ladies claim, (disc) size does matter.
6. I know I have an abusive relationship with Warner Brothers, but I can't just leave him. He needs me. And, when he tries to be, he can be so sweet. You just haven't seen the nice side of him...
5. Washing a disc in soap or boiling it on the stove are signs of insanity, not valid tech support options. Neither is watching the SD side when the HD one doesn't work.
4. Sony's buy a Blu-ray player and get a free Playstation game console is a cooler marketing campaign than giving away 5 (mostly lame) movies with an HD DVD player.
3. Universal's going to run out of lame catalog titles to release sooner or later -- and then what would you buy?
2. In 2 - 3 years, once the pendulum shifts and everyone thinks it's cool to love Sony again, I'll be considered a trendsetter.
1. When my player tells me a disc is "NOT A DVD DISC", that's a good thing!
15. I don't think my disc player should take longer to boot up than my microwave takes to make popcorn. 14. Sony, Disney/Buena Vista, and Fox/MGM vs. Universal, and... and... The Weinstein Compay? Really? Okay, then there's Sony, Panasonic, Pioneer, Samsung, Sharp, and Phillips vs. Toshiba... and... and... some other player that's a relabelled Toshiba? Wow. Just Wow.
13. The movie boxes better match my eye color.
12. I'd like to keep Windows viruses out of my home theater.
11. I don't think so highly of my own personnal purchasing power that I believe I can convince movie studios to change their HD disc plans to agree with my Anti-Sony evangelism.
10. No seriously. I don't hate Sony. Am I supposed to? Why are you calling me a shill? Phase Hydra? What?
9. If I want porn on an HD disc, I can download it like everyone else does, then burn it 25 or 50 GB at a time in a readily available BD-R/RE burner.
8. Even if you can code a "Dragon's Lair" or "Chicken Little" game in iHD, I'd like to see you do the same for "Resistance: FOM" or "Motorstorm".
7. Despite what the ladies claim, (disc) size does matter.
6. I know I have an abusive relationship with Warner Brothers, but I can't just leave him. He needs me. And, when he tries to be, he can be so sweet. You just haven't seen the nice side of him...
5. Washing a disc in soap or boiling it on the stove are signs of insanity, not valid tech support options. Neither is watching the SD side when the HD one doesn't work.
4. Sony's buy a Blu-ray player and get a free Playstation game console is a cooler marketing campaign than giving away 5 (mostly lame) movies with an HD DVD player.
3. Universal's going to run out of lame catalog titles to release sooner or later -- and then what would you buy?
2. In 2 - 3 years, once the pendulum shifts and everyone thinks it's cool to love Sony again, I'll be considered a trendsetter.
1. When my player tells me a disc is "NOT A DVD DISC", that's a good thing!
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