In yet another sign that we should all stop paying attention to the off-screen antics of celebrities, Christian Bale apparently celebrated ‘The Dark Knight’ having the highest opening weekend boxoffice in history by… assaulting his mother and sister.
According to The Daily Telegraph, Bale was reported to London police by his mother and sister, and turned himself into custody on Tuesday (the day after the London premiere of ‘The Dark Knight.’
While ‘The Dark Knight’ continues to set records for domestic grosses, it’s star Christian Bale is currently in custody in a London jail.
Will Batman escape the clutches of the Gotham… er, London police? Will Christopher Nolan allow Bale to return as the caped crusader for the third installment of one of the biggest franchises in film history? Will celebrities ever learn how to behave as human beings rather than egomaniacs who think they can get away with anything due to their Q score? Stay tuned for the next installment of ‘The Dark Knight Chronicles: Bruce Wayne Loses His Damn Mind.’
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